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"Hey Marge... remember when we use to make out to this hyme" ~Homer


"My Doctor says I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there" ~Ralph

"Moe... I need your advice. See I got this friend named... Joey Joe Joe Jr." ~Homer

"The plant called, Homer, and they said if you don't show up for work today don't bother showing up on Monday"~Marge
"Woh Hooo! Four day weekend" ~Homer




"Here's Jose Flanders" ~Ned Flanders
"Buenos dingdidilydias senor" ~Jose Flanders



"Thank-you, come again!" ~Apu
 
   
 

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